Jared Leto:
Jared Leto Nude
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Information:
Name: Jared Leto
Born: 1971-12-26
Height: 1.77
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Filmography:
Perfect Is the Enemy of Good (2005), My So-Called Life (1994), MTV Asia Awards 2008 (2008), Sol Goode (2001), The Making of 'Panic Room' (2002)
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Peter Steele:
Peter Steele Nude
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Information:
Name: Peter Steele
Born: 1962-01-04
Height: 2.03
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Filmography:
Dirtbags (2002), Type O Negative: Symphony for the Devil (2006), Freddy vs. Jason (2003), Ricki Lake (1994), Nosferatu: The First Vampire (1998)
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Q: Why did the
Davidians commit
suicide?
A: They were trying to keep up with the Joneses.
KenrykFaodhaganUh
Why is a frog luckier
than a cat ?
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine
times !
ConnlaoiSonnyxy
How does a Gorilla become another
animal?
When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodyguard and the
big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!
RikkardAzaniahhx
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for
rubbish and blubber?
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
ArmstrangDadgayadohxO
WARNING: consumption of
alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
GrangerTristianQn
Why did God create a man before
a
women?
You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.
OakesChatimaoi
Why wouldn't the bird
let her chicks go near
the pig pen?
She didn't want the pigs eating shredded tweet.
RodgeFrancoSh
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what
does
an onion do?
Keeps everyone away.
RicciardoSherwoodpF
A manager was being interviewed after he had
resigned from a football club?
"Were the crowd not behind you"
asked the reporter
"They were right behind me all right", said
the manager, "But I
managed to shake them off at the station!"
DekeWestinzm
Did you hear about that guy
who was
asked to be a Jehovah's witness?
- He refused becuase he hadn't
seen the accident.
HamptonJesstinmX